Sunday, November 9, 2008

A Weekend Laugh

My daughter sent me this email and I thought you would love it too!!

How to wash a toilet. This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, And run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.



Sincerely,
The Dog!!

5 comments:

Diane of Crafty Passions said...

Oh I so needed that laugh thanks a million!!!
Things are normal here at home, thank you for all the kind words.
Diane

Dawnie said...

OMG, can you imagine??? I know my dog would be hiding under the bed laughing away. I would NOT want to be in that cats way when it got out.

Cherdecor said...

OH, that is funny! I love your sense of humor! That was a good laugh for today even though I would never do it to a poor cat and really I have never been a cat lover. I guess I am getting soft in my old age. Hahahaha!

Theresa @ Take A Sentimental Journey said...

Oh that is so funny ! That poor cat. And I love the pic of the dog.

a pink-bee said...

:)